My mom & sister arrived Sunday morning from the U.S. By all accounts they had very nice flights, including the usual amazing abundance of food and down duvets to boot. I met them at the airport, which wasn’t as fun for me, because although Melbourne airport really is fantastic, they don’t tell you which flight is actually coming through customs, only that the plane has landed. In addition, there are four doors that lead out of the big brick wall, and waiting friends and family can’t really monitor all of them. To make that bit even more complicated, those who exit customs can turn either right or left. If you have a medical condition that requires your blood pressure be raised, go wait for someone outside customs with the fear that you will miss them and they will be wandering in the airport, hopelessly lost, living there until their flight to return home is ready.
They actually had a slightly more comfortable getting through customs and such, as my mom required a wheelchair transport. At one point in the usual questions about what you are bringing in, my sister let them know she was bringing cooking spices, unopened. The security guard then asked, “Beef jerky?” Without missing a beat, she replied, “No, thank you.” Of course, with a previously confiscated bag of beef jerky under his arm, he rephrased the question. I bet that guy tells his mates about the wacky American who thought he was offering it to her instead of trying to bin it. Australia will never be the same once Jeanne’s sense of humour does the rounds.
I did work Monday and Tuesday, and my great achievement of the week was scaring my coworker. Our typical office dress is black and white, and that day I was wearing all black. I needed to ask my colleague a question, but as he was on the phone, I stood quietly until he was finished. A little too quietly. Apparently he’d had a rather bad experience at one point, and having someone suddenly appear all dressed in black gave him quite a start. I did feel for him, having experienced this myself once.
As I related the story later, I had a pronunciation lapse, and mentioned that the fact I wasn’t wearing a baklava helped my mate realise I wasn’t out to mug him. Go ahead, read that sentence again. I’m still enjoying the mental picture of a cat burglar wearing a giant pastry with eyeholes cut into it.
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